How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Ok so while this is only like 5 pages long and the entire thing is silly, I'm still not comfortable with digs at antisemitism and anti-immigration. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats – and America – great again!

A pure work of satire and knowing this when you begin will help you understand the absurdity of it all. However, there is a simple explanation for this that is completely compatible with both the story of creation and Noah's flood.

Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. Nevertheless, this book is a welcome addition to any home that includes a cat who needs to be educated not just about gun safety, but also about other dangers like evolution, pre-marital sex, the internet, drugs, puberty, the apocalypse, and, of course, Satanism. It is the duty of all American citizens—as well as their cats—to be able to use and maintain a firearm.

captioned: Above is a depiction of the inevitable nightmare that awaits our great nation should we fail to teach our cats about evolution and creationism.

Written in a simple Q and A format, HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? And if your kitty needs any further proof, this explains why cats today have such an affinity for climbing trees! It is they who would undermine the Christian faith that is the backbone of America, who would weaken us with gun control legislation, who promote the declawing of cats as acceptable, and who would cull our numbers through Obamacare's mandates for forced abortions on white citizens. Or, in the section on Satanism, the author refers to Wicca as “watered down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses.



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